122 Best Knock Knock Jokes Kids Love

This collection of knock knock jokes kids love is sure to leave your kids more witty and laughing out loud.

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Benefits of Jokes for Kids

Telling knock knock jokes to kids not only builds their sense of humor, language, vocabulary, and their ability to make connections and associations, but jokes and laughter also relieve stress!

According to KidsHealth, school age children discover the pleasure of telling simple jokes, and are developing a more subtle understanding of humor, including the ability to use wit or sarcasm and to handle adverse situations using humor.

 

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

Cows go “moo” not “who”

 

2. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Daisy

Daisy who?

Daisy plays, nights he sleeps

 

3. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Freddie

Freddie who?

Freddie or not, here I come!

 

4. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Lena

Lena who?

Lena little closer I want to tell you a secret

 

5. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Soup

Soup who?

Soup-erman!

 

6. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Eddie

Eddie who?

Eddie body home?

 

7. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Howard

Howard who?

Howard you like a punch on the nose?

 

8. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Justin

Justin who?

Justin time for a cup of tea!

 

9. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Thea

Thea who?

Thea later alligator

 

10. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Tyrone

Tyrone who?

Tyrone shoe laces, you’re old enough!

 

11. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wayne

Wayne who?

Wayne are you coming to my house?

 

12. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Willis

Willis who?

Willis rain ever end?

 

13. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Willy

Willy who?

Willy make it? I bet he will!

 

14. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe come out to play with me?

 

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15. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub I’m dwowning!

 

16. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Lief

Lief who?

Lief me alone!

 

17. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Twain

Twain who?

Twains are what wabbits take twips on

 

18. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Bruce

Bruce who?

I Bruce very easily

 

19. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Toothy

Toothy who?

Toothy ith the day before Wednesday

 

20. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wayne

Wayne who?

Wayne is coming through the roof!

 

21. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Howard

Howard who?

Howard you know unless you answer the door?

 

22. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, please!

 

23. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Olga

Olga who?

Olga go home if you don’t open the door!

 

24. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Harry

Harry who?

Harry up and open the door!

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25. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ken

Ken who?

Ken I come in?

 

26. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

 

27. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Scold

Scold who?

Scold outside!

 

28. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Banana

Banana who?

Can’t hear you, got a banana in my ear!

 

29. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Doughnut

Doughnut who?

Doughnut open your presents until Christmas Day!

 

30. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Tank

Tank who?

You’re welcome

 

31. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Sahara

Sahara who?

Sahara you today?

 

32. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

One eye

One eye who?

You’re the one eye care for!

 

33. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Who

Who who?

Bad echo in here, ain’t there?

 

34. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Pencil

Pencil who?

Your pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!

 

Collection of Knock-Knock Jokes Kids Laugh At

35. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Razor

Razor who?

Razor hand if you have a question

 

36. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Kimmy

Kimmy who?

Kimmy a high-five!

 

37. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Saul T

Saul T who?

Saul T food makes me thirsty!

 

38. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita cold glass of water!

 

39. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Les

Les who?

Les be friends!

 

40. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Waddle

Waddle who?

Waddle I do if you don’t answer the door?

 

41. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Vanna

Vanna who?

Vanna we gonna eat?

 

42. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Philip

Philip who?

Philip the car with gas!

 

43. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to know?

 

44. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Soda

Soda who?

Soda you want to open up this door?

 

45. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Annie

Annie who?

Annie body home?

 

46. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Turnip

Turnip who?

Turnip at work by 8:00 or you’re fired!

 

47. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Maida

Maida who?

Maida cake because you were coming over!

 

48. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Arch

Arch who?

Bless you!

 

49. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive you too, sweetie!

The Best Knock-Knock Jokes

50. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Buddah

Buddah who?

Buddah this slice of bread for me!

 

51. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Tish

Tish who?

Tish who is good to use for a runny nose!

 

52. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wanda

Wanda who?

Wanda off and you might get lost!

 

53. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Radio

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

 

54. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Rita

Rita who?

Rita good book, you might learn something

 

55. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Thumb

Thumb who?

Thumb like it hot, thumb like it cold

 

56. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ooze

Ooze who?

Ooze been sleeping in my bed?

 

57. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Yah

Yah who?

Ride ‘em cowboy!

 

58. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Sarah

Sarah who?

Sarah doctor in the house?

 

59. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Aileen Dover

Aileen Dover who?

Aileen Dover and fell down!

 

Cute Knock Knock Jokes

60. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Atch

Atch who?

Atch a nasty cold you have!

 

61. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Aida

Aida who?

Aida lot of green apples, now I feel sick!

 

62. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Arizona

Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in here!

 

63. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Al

Al who?

Al go home if you’re not nice to me!

 

64. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Pecan

Pecan who?

Pecan someone your own size!

 

65. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Danielle

Danielle who?

Danielle at me, I didn’t do anything!

 

66. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Scott

Scott who?

Scott nothing to do with you

 

67. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

Don’t cry – it’s only a joke!

 

68. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Pasture

Pasture who?

Pasture bedtime isn’t it?

 

69. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Watson

Watson who?

Watson TV tonight?

 

70. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Alex

Alex who?

Alex the questions if you don’t mind!

 

71. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wheel barrow

Wheel barrow who?

Wheel barrow some money and go on a trip!

 

72. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Handsome

Handsome who?

Handsome candy through the door and I’ll tell you more

 

73. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Snow

Snow who?

Snow good asking me – I don’t know

 

74. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wierdo

Wierdo who?

Wierdo you think you’re going?

 

75.  Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Dozen

Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to play with me?

 

Funny Knock-Knock Jokes

76. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Juicy

Juicy who?

Juicy what I just saw?

 

77. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Scold

Scold who?

Scold enough for snow

 

78. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Torch

Torch who?

Torch you would never ask!

 

79. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Waiter

Waiter who?

Waiter I get my hands on you!

 

80. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Heaven

Heaven who?

Heaven seen you in awhile

 

81. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Disguise

Disguise who?

Disguise the limit!

 

82. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Passion

Passion who?

Just Passion by and thought I’d drop in!

 

83. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe come out to play?

 

84. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Jamaica

Jamaica who?

Jamaica mistake?

 

85. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Russian

Russian who?

Russian around makes me tired!

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86. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Stan

Stan who?

Stan back, I’m coming in!

 

87. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Rosa

Rosa who?

Rosa carrots grow in our garden

 

88. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive just down the street

 

89. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ivan

Ivan who?

Ivan my money back!

 

90. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Gladys

Gladys who?

Gladys Friday, aren’t you?

 

91. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Kermit

Kermit who?

Kermit a crime and you’ll go to jail!

 

92. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Harold

Harold who?

Harold do you think I look?

 

93. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Esther

Esther who?

Esther anything I can do for you?

 

94. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Carrie

Carrie who?

Carrie me home, I’m tired

 

95. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Orson

Orson who?

Stop Orson around and let me in!

 

96. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Sherwood

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to meet you!

 

97. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Summertime

Summertime who?

Summertime you can be a big pest!

 

98. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Disease

Disease who?

Disease clothes fit you?

 

99. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Huron

Huron who?

Huron time for once!

 

 Great Knock Knock Jokes Kids Love

100. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Willis

Willis who?

Willis rain ever end?

 

101. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes the last knock knock joke!

 

102.   Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ketchup

Ketchup Who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

 

103.   Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Annie

Annie Who?

Annie way you like it!

 

104.   Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!

 

105.   Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Broccoli

Broccoli Who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly!

 

106.  Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Broken pencil

Broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it’s pointless!

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107.  Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Snow

Snow who?

Snow use, I can’t remember.

 

108.  Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Cargo

Cargo who?

No, cargo beep beep!

 

109.   Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Honey bee

Honey bee who?

Honey, bee a dear and bring me a juice!

 

110.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Annie

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

 

111.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting cow —

Moo!

In this good knock knock joke, the punch line is when the cow interrupts before the person can even say who?

 

112.  Knock knock

Who’s there?

Oink oink

Oink oink, who?

Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?

 

114. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Jimmy

Jimmy who?

Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!

 

114.  Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wayne drops

Wayne drops who?

Wayne drops keep falling on my head!

 

115.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Honeydew

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you wanna dance?

 

116.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wendy bell

Wendy bell who?

Wendy bell works again, and I don’t have to knock anymore!

 

117.  Knock knock

Who’s there?

Stopwatch

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and open the front door!

 

118.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive next door to you!

 

119.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Aida

Aida who?

Aida sandwich for lunch today!

 

120.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Amanda

Amanda who?

Get a man da fix your sink!

 

121.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Norma Lee

Norma Lee who?

I norma lee don’t knock on doors!

 

122.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Abby

Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

 

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