122 Best Knock Knock Jokes Kids Love
This collection of knock knock jokes kids love is sure to leave your kids more witty and laughing out loud.
Benefits of Jokes for Kids
Telling knock knock jokes to kids not only builds their sense of humor, language, vocabulary, and their ability to make connections and associations, but jokes and laughter also relieve stress!
According to KidsHealth, school age children discover the pleasure of telling simple jokes, and are developing a more subtle understanding of humor, including the ability to use wit or sarcasm and to handle adverse situations using humor.
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go “moo” not “who”
2. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps
3. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Freddie
Freddie who?
Freddie or not, here I come!
4. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena little closer I want to tell you a secret
5. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Soup
Soup who?
Soup-erman!
6. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Eddie
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?
7. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a punch on the nose?
8. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for a cup of tea!
9. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Thea
Thea who?
Thea later alligator
10. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoe laces, you’re old enough!
11. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne are you coming to my house?
12. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Willis
Willis who?
Willis rain ever end?
13. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Willy
Willy who?
Willy make it? I bet he will!
14. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play with me?
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15. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub I’m dwowning!
16. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lief
Lief who?
Lief me alone!
17. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Twain
Twain who?
Twains are what wabbits take twips on
18. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce very easily
19. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Toothy
Toothy who?
Toothy ith the day before Wednesday
20. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne is coming through the roof!
21. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you know unless you answer the door?
22. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, please!
23. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olga
Olga who?
Olga go home if you don’t open the door!
24. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
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25. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
26. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
27. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!
28. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Can’t hear you, got a banana in my ear!
29. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open your presents until Christmas Day!
30. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome
31. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sahara
Sahara who?
Sahara you today?
32. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
One eye
One eye who?
You’re the one eye care for!
33. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Bad echo in here, ain’t there?
34. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Your pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!
Collection of Knock-Knock Jokes Kids Laugh At
35. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hand if you have a question
36. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kimmy
Kimmy who?
Kimmy a high-five!
37. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Saul T
Saul T who?
Saul T food makes me thirsty!
38. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita cold glass of water!
39. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Les
Les who?
Les be friends!
40. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Waddle
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don’t answer the door?
41. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Vanna
Vanna who?
Vanna we gonna eat?
42. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip the car with gas!
43. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know?
44. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Soda
Soda who?
Soda you want to open up this door?
45. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body home?
46. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip at work by 8:00 or you’re fired!
47. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Maida
Maida who?
Maida cake because you were coming over!
48. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!
49. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you too, sweetie!
The Best Knock-Knock Jokes
50. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Buddah
Buddah who?
Buddah this slice of bread for me!
51. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tish
Tish who?
Tish who is good to use for a runny nose!
52. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda off and you might get lost!
53. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
54. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita good book, you might learn something
55. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Thumb
Thumb who?
Thumb like it hot, thumb like it cold
56. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ooze
Ooze who?
Ooze been sleeping in my bed?
57. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Ride ‘em cowboy!
58. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?
59. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aileen Dover
Aileen Dover who?
Aileen Dover and fell down!
Cute Knock Knock Jokes
60. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Atch a nasty cold you have!
61. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida lot of green apples, now I feel sick!
62. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Arizona
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in here!
63. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al go home if you’re not nice to me!
64. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
65. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Danielle
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, I didn’t do anything!
66. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you
67. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry – it’s only a joke!
68. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pasture
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn’t it?
69. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Watson
Watson who?
Watson TV tonight?
70. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex the questions if you don’t mind!
71. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wheel barrow
Wheel barrow who?
Wheel barrow some money and go on a trip!
72. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Handsome
Handsome who?
Handsome candy through the door and I’ll tell you more
73. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me – I don’t know
74. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wierdo
Wierdo who?
Wierdo you think you’re going?
75. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to play with me?
Funny Knock-Knock Jokes
76. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy what I just saw?
77. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold enough for snow
78. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Torch
Torch who?
Torch you would never ask!
79. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Waiter
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you!
80. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in awhile
81. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!
82. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Passion
Passion who?
Just Passion by and thought I’d drop in!
83. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play?
84. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
85. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Russian
Russian who?
Russian around makes me tired!
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86. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stan
Stan who?
Stan back, I’m coming in!
87. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Rosa
Rosa who?
Rosa carrots grow in our garden
88. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive just down the street
89. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan my money back!
90. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, aren’t you?
91. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kermit
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you’ll go to jail!
92. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Harold
Harold who?
Harold do you think I look?
93. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther anything I can do for you?
94. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, I’m tired
95. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orson
Orson who?
Stop Orson around and let me in!
96. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to meet you!
97. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Summertime
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a big pest!
98. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Disease
Disease who?
Disease clothes fit you?
99. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Huron
Huron who?
Huron time for once!
Great Knock Knock Jokes Kids Love
100. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Willis
Willis who?
Willis rain ever end?
101. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the last knock knock joke!
102. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup Who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
103. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie Who?
Annie way you like it!
104. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
105. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Broccoli
Broccoli Who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly!
106. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it’s pointless!
Silly Jokes Kids Love
107. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use, I can’t remember.
108. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
No, cargo beep beep!
109. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and bring me a juice!
110. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
111. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow —
Moo!
In this good knock knock joke, the punch line is when the cow interrupts before the person can even say who?
112. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oink oink
Oink oink, who?
Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?
114. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!
114. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wayne drops
Wayne drops who?
Wayne drops keep falling on my head!
115. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
116. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wendy bell
Wendy bell who?
Wendy bell works again, and I don’t have to knock anymore!
117. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open the front door!
118. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive next door to you!
119. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today!
120. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
Get a man da fix your sink!
121. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
I norma lee don’t knock on doors!
122. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Kids Books with Q&A Jokes
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The Best Jokes For 6 Year Old Kids!: Over 250 really funny, hilarious Q & A Jokes
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The Best Jokes For 9 Year Old Kids!: Over 250 Really Funny, Hilarious Q & A Jokes
Hilarious Joke Book
Rob Elliot is an author of hilarious joke books for kids! As an author of knock-knock jokes, he knows who to poke fun and get a good laugh for the whole family. Here ere are some of his best-selling joke books to highlight his sense of humor. You can view the entire collection of joke books for kids in my amazon store when you click the picture below.
- The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
- The Complete Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids book
- 101 LunchBox Notes with Knock Knock Jokes
- Laugh Out Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids
- Laugh Out Loud Animal Jokes for Kids
- Laugh Out Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids
- Laugh Out Loud Halloween Jokes for Kids (Lift and Flap book)
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